He Signs Executive Order

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He signs executive order

That says

We tap into everyone’s self-phone

who used the words

“Hot fire”

“My friend Molly”*

&

“Snow”

I know

What that means

You know

We all know

Millions of people are

Breaking the

Law

And I will restore

Order

*Unless they say sorry

 

Everyone feels like

They’re screwed

And so line up

To recant

To repent

To resent

Their

One-and-a-half-does-it-count

Psychedelic experience(s)

And maybe tried mushrooms once

Plus those hundred joints

Dozen bongs and

A definitely baking soda affair

And complain

As a matter of fact it took too long

To deliver

I waited all night and it never arrived

The onset was slow

Then it lasted too long

And I had far too far

Too much fun

 

The mushrooms

Were

‘nt

dumb

much better than rum

and before you judge me

you arse

you try some